MY's Triple Combo

sorry brudder yao, but this is way too funny not to create a post.

COMBO 1
How on earth did a bowling ball get underneath a honda jazz?

But it did in yao's case. His sister and gf driving his spanking new white 5 weeks old honda jazzy, zipping down AMK ave 5 when a 13 pounds bowling ball rolled across the road. The ladies couldnt react in time and thought its better to roll over it.

Alas! It got stuck and created a big dent in yao's undercarriage. To make matters worse, it hit right where it hurts the most; the fuel tank.

Yao was in the middle of a street soccer session when the freak incident took place. Receiving the call from his gf LJL...


LJL: shit, Ur car got into an accident.

Yao: wah lau, u all hit what?

LJL: I think its a bowling ball.

Yao: What? Mai lai la.

LJL: Wait. Yes, confirmed its a bowling ball now.

Yao: SMLJ??


And so they abandoned the game and took white's car down to the crime scene.

COMBO 2

All 5 stinky soccer guys in the cars, so naturally the right thing to do is to wind down the window. Yao put his forearm out of the window trying to come to terms with the unexpectable... when a piece of bird shit hit his foreman.

That, simply sums up my brudder's sunday.

COMBO 3

Who would've expected a TP roadblock at 1030am on a bluey monday?

Feeling shitty from an eventful sunday, yao dragged his tired body to work riding his bike since the trusty jazz is in the workshop.

Final blow came at 1030am, yao ran into a roadblock along yuan ching road.

The traffic mata gave no chance at all. Number plate too small, wack summon! No mudguard, wack summon again! Red LED light embedded in headlamps, wack wack wack summons! 03x or-gong!!


Thus, in a matter of 16 hrs, Yao's has ran into a string of 3 misfortunes, as well as burning a big hole in his pocket.



As we mourn his losses....... lets take a minute of silence and study the moral of the story.

" Expect the unexpected on the road. You never know what's coming your way."